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Reasons to be Cheerful…!!!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 28th February 2010 at 15:51 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

Just thought I’d have a bit of a whinge and at the same time explain why there has been a sparsity of posts. Work has increased due to targets and ‘call connect’ so that when I walk into the station the first job is given bang on the hour (there are always emergencies outstanding at the start and end of shifts which I’ll explain why in a bit). It is absolutely relentless and we are lucky to get a break (unless we opt out of the AVP which I can’t do for operational...
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Stuck on You…!!!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 08th January 2010 at 15:28 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

A rather embarrassing incident took place in the South of England recently. Its one of those incidents that pops up on the radar from time to time. Man (includes the female of the species) has found many ways of achieving lets say…pleasure from a variety of objects. Each to their own I suppose and if its done behind closed doors in private and it’s not harming anybody then who am I to judge? Sexy???  Click the pic above for report  But at the same time…there are some strange...
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Stuck on You…!!!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 08th January 2010 at 10:28 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

A rather embarrassing incident took place in the South of England recently. Its one of those incidents that pops up on the radar from time to time. Man (includes the female of the species) has found many ways of achieving lets say…pleasure from a variety of objects. Each to their own I suppose and if its done behind closed doors in private and it’s not harming anybody then who am I to judge? Sexy???  Click the pic above for report  But at the same time…there are some strange...
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Have a Safe New Years Eve…and Day!!!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 31st December 2009 at 8:49 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

I was going to do an in-depth treatise on the last decades occurences…but I couldn’t be bothered! So I am gearing myself up for tonight’s shenanigans in Big City. I wonder if there will be any alcohol related jobs?!?!? Whatever you do tonight take care and enjoy yourself…and have a Guinness for me!  All the best for the New Year!

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Happy Christmas…to Everyone!!!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 24th December 2009 at 10:49 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

Have a good one…!!!

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Back Door Blues…!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 13th December 2009 at 17:15 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

  Another weekend night shift…and another journey into the surreal world of drink, violence and total befuddlement of the masses! Only this night shift played out like a scene from a horror B movie. Let me sketch the outline for you… In  cities and towns up and down the length and breadth of Great Britain there is usually one main road, one street, one square that channels the hoards of drinkers and revellers into a selection of drinking emporiums and bars. One main meeting place...
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Furry Little Animals…!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 03rd December 2009 at 14:10 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

This is a repost…I just like it! (And I’ve been on nights!) SWAB Team 6 is back in country…sitrep soon. SWAB Teams pets…!

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The Giraffes Goolies…!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 01st December 2009 at 14:55 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

Just a short addition to the many merits of the Magnum ‘Ion-Mask’ boots On my last night shift I seemed to have become a vomit magnet. Two patients vomited over me (was it something I said?). Luckily the angle of the technicolour yawn meant that it was directed towards the earth. This resulted in a splash down on my boots! The aforementioned vomitus ran off the black leather like water off a ducks back. Marvellous! A picture of diced carrots! Only problem was the laces…which...
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The Badgers Nadgers…!!!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 27th November 2009 at 13:17 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

I have been very fortunate in being recently asked to field test a pair of the latest Magnum boots. The ‘Ion-Mask’. I have included the links to the Magnum website for you to read up on all the scientific niff naff as it explains the technology better than I ever could. The main difference with these boots is that they are ‘blood proof’ and ’water proof’  are breathable and extremely light weight and also chemical resistant. So there I am getting ready for...
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Tiny Terrors…!!!

Written by RSS Poster Purpleplus on the 09th November 2009 at 11:11 - Posted in Ambulance Blogs

  Another example of kids running amok. On first glance you would think it would be easy to speak to the 6 year olds…but they would have the full force of the law, social services and the press claiming brutal treatment by the paramedics or that their human rights had been breached! This happened in Manchester…a little girl was injured and the paramedic RRV response car was attacked…and then the back up ambulance crew were threatened with being shot by a gang of little shits! This...
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